The New Duncan Imperials
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The super-sexy, drum-thumping,
Goodtime Dammit!
Refuses to let anyone go home either empty-handed or sober. Sparklers, horns, confetti, cereal with milk...you name it. This drummer's bag of goodies is bottomless. In fact, sometimes he is, too! World renown for producing the most sound from the smallest drum kit, Goodtime has recently learned how to play another cymbal.
Skipper Zwackinov
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Skipper Zwackinov was inspirational in the formation of one of rock's greatest bands, KISS. When he had trouble walking in the high heels, it was clear to everyone that he needed to be replaced. But he left with his talent intact, and a mission to create a bigger, better band, using more sensible footwear. It's no surprise that he accomplished his goal. Skipper is rarely allowed to drive the van, but is largely responsible for wrangling the stooges.
Pigtail Dick
Currently on loan from Foghat.
Pigtail rarely drives the van, which is one of many little known facts about
this talented singer/guitarist. A child prodigy at bug collecting, Pigtail
decided not to go into the family business of pork rind research, and instead
focus his attention on larvae and species development. Things all changed
once Don Kirshner's Rock Concert hit the airwaves. Pigtail was hooked and
the rest is rock and roll history. Often confused with Leif Garrett in his
earlier years, Pigtail has shaken his "Tiger Beat" days to become
one of the most original and compelling performers on the pro circuit.
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