Offshore Bar

Here is the Jager Story.

First of all...what's with that label? Way back in the
seventh century, a young lad named Hubertus was envied
for his purity (remember, this is only a legend).
Theoderich of Burgundy was one of these jealous sorts,
and so waged war against Hubertus and his uncle, Pipin
(when was the last time you spoke to your Uncle
Pipin?). By defeating Theoderich, Hubertus proved
himself valiant in battle and dashing in a codpiece,
and so won the hand of the beautiful princess,
Floribana. Together they lived happily with the
benefits of wealth, good fortune, and clear skin.
Alas, alas, the good Princess soon fell ill and died.
Sigh.

In his grief, Hubertus turned away from the sumptuous
life of royalty and became a solitary figure, often
going to the woods to hunt alone. During one of these
hunting trips, Hubertus encountered a splendid stag
with a cross that appeared to float between its
antlers (and no, Hubertus had not been drinking at the
time). The vision moved Hubertus to change his life.
He gave all his material possessions to the poor, gave
up his title, and founded several monasteries. After
his death, Hubertus was made a saint and became the
Patron Saint of Hunters.

What is it about Jägermeister that makes it so, er,
irresistible? Is it the taste? The ice-cold chill? The
effect? Your answer is as good as ours. What we do
know is Jägermeister is available in the 50ml, 100ml,
200ml, 375ml, 750ml, and 1L sizes. In addition,
special packs are available in your local retail store
that feature a bottle of Jägermeister with a
limited-edition T-shirt, stemmed cordial glasses, or a
ceramic stein and companion shooter stein.

At bars and restaurants, look for Jägermeister-On-Tap.
This machine chills Jägermeister to a colder-than-ice
4ºF... burrrr. Jägermeister parties featuring great
give-away items and hosted by the famous Jägerettes
and JägerDudes are constantly going on. Check out your
local watering hole for information. And keep an eye
out for those Jägermeister Bands!